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Category Archives: College

Balls

I swear, if one more professor tells me to “think outside the box,” I’ll make them eat my markers.

On a lighter note, I produced something for animation class that I’m rather pleased with. I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed animating it:

What’s that? Why yes, this is the sort of stuff I get graded on…

What are YOU looking at?

Today is open-house day at the College of Design! Parents and prospective students get to walk around and look at everyone’s work on display.

What?

It’s important to approach this with a healthy degree of contempt.

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Big Stupid Art

One of these days, I’m going to publish a coffee-table book called Big Stupid Art.

Half of it will just be about Claes Oldenburg.

A few weeks ago, I found a piece of illustration board that somebody had left on my studio desk. It was completely slathered in brown paint, with splotches of green. I was about to toss it out when I realized that it might actually be someone’s project. Honestly, I couldn’t tell whether it was just a piece of scrap for wiping paintbrushes, or a masterpiece in experimental texture and abstract color composition.

Either way, it’s mine now. I’m getting that motherfucker framed.